

SMQ, who in the very last PPP government where he was foreign minister (remember that? remember how he was the enemy just five years ago?) positioned himself as a great progressive smiling ear to ear next to Hillary Clinton in DC. I would call him his ATMs, but I’m sure Khan Saab doesn’t like to stand in lines and just gets cheques made out to CASH directly from them. Oh and let’s not forget his Lieutenants, Shah Mehmood Qureshi and Jahangir Khan Tareen. The only thing he’s ever cared for is his personal glory, and he saw this as another opportunity to get himself closer to the Prime Minister’s seat. Yeah, sure, this man’s going to save this country. First, you have Imran Khan writing out an official statement (!!) in which he does not even for a single sentence condemn the terrorists whose lists of demands included the Government handing them a list of ALL public servants who may or may not be suspected to be from the Ahmaddiya community. But the absolutely low degree to which they stooped now is beyond disgusting. I mean, Taliban Khan didn’t become a moniker for nothing. Golf claps all around for their love of terrorists. It doesn’t take much for that party of opportunists to send me into a tizzy but they really outdid themselves this time. BUT, you already had experience with one idiotic pointless dharna (before all of you come rushing for my head, the Supreme Court declared that the 2013 elections were not rigged) - so WHY ON EARTH did you not know what to do with these maulvi buffoons? How could you not have contingencies planned out? What the everloving fuck were you DOING?Īnd man, oh, man, am I am angry at the PTI.

You have chosen your ministers poorly, you have been caught in cases of graft so flagrantly that it would make Al Capone blush. I am driven to madness by their efforts over these past few weeks to pass a new election law to allow their deposed Prime Minister to remain party head, all the while a frothy mixture of extremism and Punjabi swear words were laying siege to the capital.

You’re the bloody government, your job is to stay in the capital and fix whatever mess was created. Livid that the entire government up and left to set up camp at Jati Umrah when Islamabad was on fire. Angry at their feebleness and capitulation to let go of a minister because he may or may not be a member of some sect. Shouting at walls about the culpability of multiple state actors at bringing the country to its knees again in an effort to GOD KNOWS WHAT? Because as is amply clear, no one person here has a plan for this country. By the end of the day today, reading all the developments that have occurred over the past 24-48 hours may well render me fully insane. However, that’s precisely where I’m heading. At least that way my synapses wouldn’t be firing in directions I don’t want them to leading to slow-burn insanity. I wish what I felt right now was closer to numbness.
